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December 28, 2026–January 3, 2027 New Year at Haulover · FROM $3,095February 11–17, 2027 Valentine’s at Hippie Hollow · FROM $2,395March 19–27, 2027 March at Black’s Beach · FROM $3,595December 28, 2026–January 3, 2027 New Year at Haulover · FROM $3,095February 11–17, 2027 Valentine’s at Hippie Hollow · FROM $2,395March 19–27, 2027 March at Black’s Beach · FROM $3,595

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7 daysHaulover BeachUPCOMING

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New Year at Haulover

December 28, 2026–January 3, 2027 · Bare Bus · Enterprise passenger van from CVG$3,095 shared · $4,345 privateA New Year’s week road escape with an overnight stop each way and three full days near Haulover Beach.View trip details

7 daysHippie Hollow ParkUPCOMING

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Valentine’s at Hippie Hollow

February 11–17, 2027 · Bare Bus · Enterprise passenger van from CVG$2,395 shared · $3,145 privateA Valentine’s week road escape with an overnight stop each way and three full days in the Austin area.View trip details

9 daysBlack’s BeachUPCOMING

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March at Black’s Beach

March 19–27, 2027 · Bare Bus · Enterprise passenger van from CVG$3,595 shared · $4,695 privateA nine-day CVG road trip with three driving days each way and three full destination days in San Diego.View trip details

Customer prices assume a nine-guest departure and include the lodging, transportation, meals, and services listed on each trip page. Trip details may be updated before reservations open.

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2026–27 departures

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7 daysHaulover BeachUPCOMING

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New Year at Haulover

7 daysHippie Hollow ParkUPCOMING

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Valentine’s at Hippie Hollow

9 daysBlack’s BeachUPCOMING

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March at Black’s Beach

Customer prices assume a nine-guest departure and include the lodging, transportation, meals, and services listed on each trip page. Trip details may be updated before reservations open.